Electrical Bicycle, why not?

You've heard about it, some have seen it, but why you're not buying it? The obvious answers would be some of you already had a vehicle, or the price(RM1800) is keeping your thoughts away from it.

So what if I tell you that you can now own one at an embarrassingly low price, lets say RM500. The best part is you won't even have to pay for it, literally. So how is it possible?

Before I tell you the magic method of getting an electrical bicycle with an unnoticeable payment, allow me to refresh your memory about the fees we're paying. Do you know we're paying for anonymous fees such as Alumni fees, transport fees, service fees, internet fees etc each semester? These fees can be summed with a rough value of RM500.

So now you should have a little idea of how I'm going to get you a free electrical bicycle. But worry not, you won't have to increase your semester fee, I'm not going to do that. What I'm proposing is to remove the transport fee, which is roughly RM200,as we don't need buses anymore, and use it to purchase an electrical bicycle. You don't have to do the purchase, you will be given one by the university, under two conditions, either you're entering the uni as a First Year Undergraduate, or you register for it.

Now comes the big question: How to get it at RM500? The truth is, you don't even have to worry about it, the bicycle manufacturer will come for you with this price. With a steady demands of 20,000 units per university, with at least 10 universities around Malaysia, they are getting a business worth 200,000 bicycle, I'm sure the price offered will be attractive.

And as how you should pay for it? Leave it to the system. Each semester, RM150 will be charged, replacing the previous transport fees. Each students will at least study 2 years to graduate, by that time, you have paid for your bicycle, without even knowing about it.

So why not get an electrical bicycle?